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If they made a movie from “Theo and Sprout,” I would like these three songs on the Soundtrack.

I’m not sure how they would make a movie out of “Theo and Sprout” with the gender-bendy, physical twist going on between Theo and Sprout, but I would sure like it if they gave it a shot. I’ll leave the cinematic creativity to the professionals. Maybe David Lynch or David Cronenberg would be good directors, but that’s for another post.

Here we’ll talk about the soundtrack for the awesome movie they’ll make. So in no particular order, here are Three Songs that would go with certain scenes. If you get a chance, certainly go take a listen.

1. “I’ll be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground and Nic

In Chapter 1, Theo sees Sprout in the bathroom mirror for the first time. Amidst all the confusion, Sprout tries to explain why she’s there. Once back in his bedroom, Theo works to come to grips with situation and eventually tries to find a way to get dressed. I can hear this playing as he paces the room, sits down, gets up, tries on clothes, sits down.  A soothing voice that’s there to help.

I’ll be your mirror

Reflect what you are, in case you don’t know

I’ll be the wind, the rain, and the sunset

The light on your door to show that you’re home

When you think the night has seen your mind

That inside, you’re twisted and unkind

Let me stand to show that you are blind

Please put down your hands

‘Cause I see you

2. “And She Was” by The Talking Heads

In Chapter 3, there is a flying theme, the kind of flying escape you have in dreams the dreams of liberation. In this song as in the story the idea of flying seems inexplicable at first but then becomes accepted. She just was. And so were Theo and Sprout.

And she was lying in the grass

And she could hear the highway breathing

And she could see a nearby factory

She’s making sure she is not dreaming

See the lights of a neighbor’s house

Now she’s starting to rise

Take a minute to concentrate

And she opens up her eyes

The world was moving and she was

Right there with it, and she was

The world was moving, she was

Floating above it, and she was

And she was

3. “Man” by Neko Case

In Chapter 26, the climatic chapter, Theo and Sprout have a final confrontation with Theo’s older brother. While at first I thought Twisted Sister’s “We’re Not Going to Take It” would be a good fit, I thought more fitting would be a statement of unabashed confidence in who they were. A this is who I am statement.  “A woman’s heart is the watermark of which I measure everything” is the perfect embodiment of what Sprout stands for.

I’m a man

That’s what you raised me to be

I’m not an Identity crisis

This was planned

I’m a man

As in a citizen of mankind

It’s what kind of animal I am

It’s that simple, oh

I’m a man

And not just casually

I pull this barge full-time

The tree house cannot support me

I’m not the runt of the litter

The fat-finger bullies were no match for me

I still taste them in my teeth

I’m a man

I’m a man’s man, I’ve always been

Make no mistake, what I’ve invested in

A woman’s heart is the watermark

Of which I measure everything